Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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