soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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