I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
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Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
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Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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