4 words: hood of his car
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
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well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
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I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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