Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
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I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
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ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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