Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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