It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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