He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
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Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
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Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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