I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
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Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize