Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
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i wish there were pregnant emoticons
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
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I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.