yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
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No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I forget how to act sober
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