Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
No subtext here. People are naked.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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