I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
we're so committed to being not committed
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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