This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
You're like the curious george of whores
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
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