Do you still have your period?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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