I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Randomize
