Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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