does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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