I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
