So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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