fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Barsexuality is the new black.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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