They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
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Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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