I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
please don't ironically join a cult
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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