What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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