I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
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I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
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You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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