Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
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Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
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Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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