Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Of course I have a pirate flag
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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