Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
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I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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