everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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