yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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