Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
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Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
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I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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