wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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