Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
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New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
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spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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