Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
porn star boner night. come get it.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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