so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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