break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
