Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
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At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
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"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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