3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
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grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
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if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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