i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
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I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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