Dual....:-)
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
