Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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