I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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