you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
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I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
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We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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