why didn't you poke me back
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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