I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
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He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
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I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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