Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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