Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
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Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
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Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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