It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
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And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
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Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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