I feel like I'm in dance class right now
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
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after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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You can't just leave with hair like that
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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