Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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