Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Randomize
