Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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