its not stalking. its research.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
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I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
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Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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