hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
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I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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