fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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