Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
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i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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